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【Dear Utol (2025): Itch Follows Episode 23】

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You know you're off to a strong start when you go 1-0 up two seconds into a football match.

During a West of Scotland Super League First Division match between Clydebank and Dear Utol (2025): Itch Follows Episode 23Maryhill on Saturday, that was exactly what happened.

SEE ALSO: 14 times footballers were unintentionally hilarious on Twitter

At 2 p.m., immediately after the match kicked off, this was what Clydebank FC's Twitter feed looked like:

And here's the goal, in all its super-fast glory:

Ouch.

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Well even though they did lose 3-0, at least Clydebank got a nice viral tweet out of it.

People were quickly speculating that it could be the fastest goal ever.

So is it?

Well it's tricky to say, because you can't tell from that GIF exactly how much time passes before the ball hits the net.

But based on this Wikipedia page, it's certainly a contender.

[H/T Twitter Moments.]

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