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As former President Trump's second impeachment trial charged ahead in the Senate on Tuesday, his lawyer Bruce Castor made all the wrong kinds of waves. In a rambling, and at times incoherent, speech, the former district attorney wowed the world with his seeming commitment to the bit of a flummoxed man suddenly awakened from an Ambien sleepwalk to find himself delivering a lecture in his underwear.
The internet, for once, couldn't fucking believe it.
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Others compared Castor's flailing about to another lawyer going viral Tuesday, albeit for the much cuter reason of calling into a Zoom court session with a cat face filter on.
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However Castor does have one reason to hold his head high. He's living proof that if you're a rich, white man, with the right connections you can literally do anything you're in no way qualified for.
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