Fiona Apple doesn't like Donald Trump,Silip that much she's made clear.
Her musical resistance started with Trump's Nuts Roasting On An Open Fire, a Christmas-slash-protest song for the whole family to play while morosely decorating their tree. Now, she's gifted us with a chant that is short, sweet and delightfully salty.
SEE ALSO: At least 1,000 more buses ask to park for Women's March than Trump's inaugurationIntended for the Women's March on Washington, taking place Saturday, Jan. 21, "Tiny Hands" features sound bytes of some of Trump's most sensational (read: gross and awful) recorded moments set to a perfectly march-able drum line.
The chant's singular refrain goes, "We don't want your tiny hands/Anywhere near our underpants."
Since marches are planned in every state across the U.S. in addition to 34 countries worldwide, it's safe to assume "Tiny Hands" will catch on in a bigly way. It covers all the essential statements required of a good Trump protest: that women won't stand for his track record of sexual assault and also he has extremely tiny hands.
Sing on, Fiona.
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