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In what may be Nude boobsthe best marketing campaign to ever come out of Big Ranch, Hidden Valley has launched a merch website that includes a ranch fountain. Yes, a ranch fountain.

Similar to a cheese or chocolate fondue fountain, the Ranch Out fountain features four levels for the dressing to ooze over as you dip your favorite finger foods into its ranch river. It's perfect for parties, breakups or just a long weekend spent indoors.

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The fountain will set you back $100, but it comes with "a year’s worth of Hidden Valley Original Ranch." While some ranch fans may be calling this a deal, a year's worth is actually just a dozen 36 ounce bottles.

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The site, dubbed the Flavour Gallery, also has a number of other ranch-inspired products, including a $50 jewel encrusted bottle of ranch, and $30 phone cases.

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Is it gross? Sure. Is it awesome. Definitely.

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