Legal weed is Tahongon the ballot in New Jersey on Tuesday, which means a powerful force with soon have to reckon with the fallout of recreational marijuana. That powerful force, of course, is Jersey moms.
Mashable's own Vicky Leta created a pitch perfect impression of a certain New Jersey mom — likely Italian-American, needling, a little neurotic, gossipy, loving to a fault, ultimately kind of fun — reacting to and reckoning with weed's legalization. Here, just watch:
This Tweet is currently unavailable. It might be loading or has been removed.
I count every line of this monologue as perfect, but here are three of my favorites because I can:
"Who ya doing it with? Oooh, Tommy Cacciatore....Hmm, no surprise there."
"You lift the box by the foyer, you put your shit in there when's it done — every ash, every paper, all the crap — then you bring it down by the boiler in the basement, then you hide it."
"Please don't tell your grandma. I still need her ziti recipe."
Leta is a wonderful illustrator at Mashable, but also, apparently, a great impressionist. In a follow-up tweet to the video she thanked Carmela Soprano, which, yep, that makes sense.
The legalization initiative is widely expected to pass, so we should all prepare for this video to become a reality.
Amazon Big Spring Sale 2025: Save $170 on Dyson Hot+Cool
Frugal person escapes burning bus, then returns to 'tap off' travel card, and fair enough
Swedish newspaper trolls Trump in the most epic way
Apple has reportedly bought the Israeli tech firm RealFace
We Test a $1,000 CPU From 2010 vs. Ryzen 3
Samsung's turmoil derails plan to crown its heir apparent
Bruce Springsteen gives teen the guitar lesson of a lifetime while on stage
J.K. Rowling has the best response to Trump's non
Best rope light deal: Save 25% on Lepro N1 AI Smart RGB LED Strip Lights
These internships are most likely to turn into jobs, according to LinkedIn
In Hindsight: Some of the Worst CPU/GPUs Purchases of 2017
Dystopian Fun! U.S. agency maps 'Hunger Games' districts against real states
Google and Microsoft's Bing have joined forces to fight piracy
Using AI at work? Don't fall into these 7 AI security traps
I'm a college professor. My advice to young people who feel hooked on tech
'The Great Wall' is a hit, just not in the U.S.
Worried about your Facebook data? You might want to try these tools
LG G6 will have dual 13
Amazon Big Spring Sale 2025: Best Apple deals on iPads, MacBooks, and more still live
'I am an immigrant': Fashion icons release emotional video to fight Trump
This Whole Foods map of French cheese is a crime against dairyBrave 'Dreamer' shares mental trauma as Trump mulls DACA's endThe secret, illicit underside of Google DriveMan catches rare translucent lobster, throws it back into the sea because it was such a pretty ladyDevelopers hid a heartfelt tribute to a deceased fan hacker in 'Sonic Mania'The secret, illicit underside of Google Drive'Game of Thrones' fan proves who the REAL worst character in the show isFacebook is testing new 'Things in Common' feature for mutual friendsWhoopi Goldberg joins the 2017 Social Good Summit lineupLibrary kindly asks its patrons not to pay their fines with Chuck E. Cheese tokensFacebook bid a boatload of cash for Indian live sports rightsFall movie preview 2017: Oscar contenders to watchGirl casually finds 'Excalibur' at the bottom of the same lake where it was hurledThe secret, illicit underside of Google DriveAustralia is so dangerous that cartoons can't teach kids not to be afraid of spidersItalian advert's brutal twist ending is really dividing people'Game of Thrones' fan proves who the REAL worst character in the show isNintendo posts 'Star Fox 2' manual onlineFabio Fognini suspended from U.S. Open after sexist outburstMalicious hackers attack media startup after Hillary Clinton endorses it Best kitchen deal: Bodum, Krups, and Ninja kettles are up to 40% off 5 apps to add AI to your older devices Best gaming headset deal: Save $50 on HyperX Cloud II Best camping deal: Save up to 50% at REI An AI is getting rich off cryptocurrency Huge NASA spacecraft is flying to a perilous part of the solar system Shark AI Ultra robot vacuum deal: 51% off at Amazon Liverpool vs. Chelsea 2024 livestream: Watch Premier League for free Tesla’s Full Self Wordle today: The answer and hints for October 19 Virginia vs. Clemson football livestreams: kickoff time, streaming deals, and more Japan Open 2024 livestream: Watch Japan Open live tennis for free Al Hilal vs. Al Feiha 2024 livestream: Watch Saudi Pro League for free Michigan vs. Illinois livestream: Kickoff time, streaming deals, and more New to streaming, ranked (Oct. 18, 2024) Get an LG OLED TV for 41% off at Amazon Al Ittihad vs. Al Quadisiya 2024 livestream: Watch Saudi Pro League for free TikTok's 'poop song' trend: Users discover guy who made toilet Texans vs. Packers 2024 livestream: How to watch NFL for free Alabama vs. Tennessee football livestreams: Kickoff time, streaming deals, and more
1.2648s , 8198.59375 kb
Copyright © 2025 Powered by 【Tahong】,Unobstructed Information Network