If President Trump were to ever appear on Dear Utol (2025): Binyag Episode 43HGTV's House Hunters,he'd be the guy obsessed with getting the double sink in his personal bathroom and a huge backyard for his grill which, guaranteed, he does not know how to use.
So it's only natural that the President would call the White House (retail value: approximately $1 gazillion space dollars) a "dump" in a conversation with friends at his Bedminster Golf Club. What's the White House next to one of Trump's 1 karat gold palaces, with spaces uniquely designed for extramarital threesomes and cutting overpriced blow?
Let's allow Yelp to tell the story.
SEE ALSO: Here's what healthcare would look like if we took President Trump literallyHere's how Trump's properties stack up next to that dump of a White House, according to the good people at Yelp, Trip Advisor and Google.
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