Never say that the porn industry doesn't have Peter Baumgartnera great sense of humor.
If all of those punny parodies weren't proof enough, take Pornhub's new "Premium Places" initiative, which is shining a new light on all those sexually-tinged city names that make you quietly giggle.
SEE ALSO: Gun vloggers turn to Pornhub after YouTube banIt may be tough to call towns like Rectum (in the Netherlands), Dildo (in Newfoundland, Canada), and Cummings (a small town in Georgia) home, but now residents of places whose names illicit mocking from strangers are getting a gift from the altruists at Pornhub. These so-called "Premium Places" will get free lifetime access to Pornhub's paid Premium subscription service.
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Pornhub VP Corey Price expounded on the new project in a press release, saying:
“With the proliferation of online adult entertainment, many people have become very well-versed in its vernacular and sexual sayings. Unfortunately, this has made towns with sexually suggestive names the butt of many more jokes. Here at Pornhub, we think a name is worth celebrating, rather than subjecting to incessant ridicule."
You can find more details here, including a map of all the cities and towns that have already been labeled as "Premium Places" -- like Analândia, Brazil and Climax, Michigan.
If you currently live in a city with a very unsexy name (like, say, Fort Worth, Texas), you might want to use this opportunity to scope out a new place to live where you'll get free premium porn (like Fort Dick, California!).
Or better yet, let's all move to Orgy, France.
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