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Often drunk people are Watch Secretly Affair Sex Onlineconsidered a nuisance to society. Not here, not today.

For now, we will celebrate our weekend alter-egos. The alter-egos society, our friends, parents and strangers alike have unanimously decided were the "worst version of ourselves." Let us take a moment away to examine what, when we are slurring our words and calling our engaged exes, we really bring to the table.

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Here, friends, in this safe and supportive place, we celebrate all the things drunk people can do that no one else can.

1. Survive insane falls

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2. Truly dance like no one is watching

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3. Tell people how you really, really feel

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4. Stuff an entire pizza in your mouth

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5. Host Kathie Lee & Hoda

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6. Butt dial everyone in your phone

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7. Disregard what we've been taught and use the stairs how we please

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8. Be completely unaffected by weather conditions

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9. Forget about the crushing weight of capitalism and buy whatever we want

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10. Change moods at lightning speed

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11. Make friends with literally anyone

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12. Thinking we've lost something that is still in your pocket/bag/hand

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13. Fall asleep anywhere, anytime

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Be strong. Be proud. Be weekend you.

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